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Friday, 15 January 2010

Dil To Baccha hai.....

Wah...what a song...???A combination of fantastic

Lyrics+Music+Voice..

Pata nahi mujhe kya ho gaya hai. Main aap logo ko ek

baat batana chaunga.Hamesha se mujhe lagta hai,ki main

jis field me bhi jaaunga uss field me accha hi

karunga,kabhi kabhi main har field me master banne ki

sochta rehta huu.

Mujhme ek accha dancer,ek accha muscian,ek accha

singer banane ke chhamta hai.kabhi main ek accha

cricketer ban jaata hoo.To kabi main chees master ban

jaata huu.kabhi mujhe lagta hai ki agar main lekhak

hota,to bahoot saari kitabe likh diya hota.kabhi lagta

hai,lekhak ke saath saath main kavi bhi accha ban

sakta hoo,matlab kavitaaye bhi main bahoot accha likh

sakta hooo.

jab khana banata hoo,to ek accha cook ban jaat

hu.kabhi bolta hu to logo ki bolti band ker deta hoo..

main ek accha pati bhi hoo, aur ek accha beta hoo,ek

accha father hoo,to saath me ek accha friend huuuuu..

Koi kooch bhi ho lekin main hamesha achha huu...

kya waakai????

But I hate this IT Job...every day morning office

jaana ,aur phir evening ghar aana.I dont know

why...jaise lagta haiki IT job mujhe suit hi nahi

kerta..
Jiske jariye hamara pet bhar reha hai,usi se hamara

interest kam ho jaata hai..

Kya iska ek bada reason hai ki roj roj ek jais hi kaam

kerna...ya phir wakai galat field me aa gaye hai

kahi main galat field me to nahi aa gaya....Jab mujhe

sochna chahiye tha tab to mera dimaag soch hi nahi

paaya ki mere liye kya sahi hai.tab main sab logo ki

bhedhchaal me shaamil ho ker engineer/doctore banne ki

hod me lag gaya.

Ab sochta hoo..kahi maine kooch galat to nahi

kiya?????

But any way,ab to iss field me hi jeena hai aur iss

field me hi marna hai....

Ye saari cheeje mere dimaag me isliye ayee.....
abhi kal ki hi baat hai,mujhe kooch songs sunne ka

mann kar reha tha..bas phir kya tha..lag gaye you tube

per..finally ek trailor dekha,,upcoming movies

"Ishquia"...

Wow fantastic song, written by Gulzar,sing by Raahat

fateh ali khan..

Uske Bol the -Dil to Baccha hai...


kariban 20 baar us song ko sunnne ke baad,maan baar

baar sunne ko keh reha tha.mujhe to waise jaldi lyrics

yaad nahi hote,but ha..mer bittu ne use yaad hi ker

liya. Main waakai kooch aisa hi likhna chahta

hooo..kooch alag kooch naya..

Songs to mujhe hamesha se hi accha lagta hai,aisa koi

hoga jise songs acche na lage...rare.Atleast maine to

abhi kabhi nahi dekha.

aur meri ek aadat..wo bhi sunn lo...ek hi gaane ko

baar baar sunnna ,,hazar baar sunana..ky aisa sirf mai

hi kerta hooo..nahi??? ho hi nahi sakta???

gaane me wo taqat hai ki aapko baar baar sunene ke

liye majboor ker dega.

Mere paas ek MP3 hai..ha wahi waal jo aricent ne Gift

kiya tha..usme maine sirf 15-20 songs hi upload kiye

the,aur roj jab bhi office jaata,bas unhi song ko

sunta..pata nahi un songs me kya attractions tha,ki

baaki dusare songs sunna accha hi nahi lagta.

ek baar maine apne collegue ko apna MP3 player

diya,use bhi kooch songa sunna tha,aur uske paas dher

saari song collection thi,aur hamne saare songs MP3 me

bhi upload ker diye ki kam se kam ab main aur naye

gaane sun sakunga..

but phir kya hua..
jab bhi sabere main office jaaate,dagar me main

hamesha ki tarah MP3 nikaal ker gaane sunne

lagta..lekin ye kya tha..mujhe saare naye gaaane

bakwaas lag rahe the..main unhi puraane gaano ko ab

bhi dhoondhta rehta...kabhi kaabar 1 gaana mil jaata

to wahi suunn -sunn ker main office chala jaataa...

songs mujhe pasand hai lekin sab nahi..koochh gine

chune...jo direct dill ko bhaa jayeee..bas swahi..I

dont know,what is the funda..

Ohhh sorrry.. main kooch bol reha tha.....haaaaa..Dil

ke baare me...Dil to baccha hai..I really like this

song..and you can also try..let see,you may get

impressed..but I can,t guranteee..

Find few lines for Dil to baccha hai

aisi uljhi nazar unse hatti nahi,
daant se reshmi dor katati nahi
umra kabke baras ke safed ho gayee
kaari badri jawani ki chhatti nahi

walla ye dhadkan badhne lagi hai,
chehre ki rangat udne lagi hai,
Darr lagta hai tanha sone me ji,

Dil to bachha hai ji..
Dil to bachha hai Ji..
thoda kaccha hai Ji..
Haan...Dil to baccha hai Ji..

Kisko pata tha pehlu me rakha
dil aisa paaji bhi hoga,
Ham to hamesha samajhte the koi
ham jaisa haazi hi hoga.
hai zor karein,kitna shor karein,
bewaja baato per ainwe gaur karen
Dila sa koi kameena nahi

koi to roke, koi to toke
is umar me ab khaoge dhoke
Dar lagta hai isq kerne me ji..

Dil to bachha hai ji..
Dil to bachha hai Ji..
thoda kaccha hai Ji..
Haan...Dil to baccha hai Ji..


Bas..itna hi likh sakta hooo...baaki ab aap log sunn

lo...

Cheers
Chanchal Kumar

Thursday, 7 January 2010

Should reach to All Indians.....

I am really Inspired by 2 peoples from india who are still alive and try to learn from his life.
They are..
1.Shri Amitabh Bachhan
2.Dr. APJ Abdul kalam.

I was just doing the web surfing,for collecting the information for my Script topic and suddenly I found one speech ,given by Kalam shahab.
this is really awesome speech & i do salute this noble man...& i am proud to be an indian...must read speech..and I feel as an Indian,this is my responsibility to make sure it reaches to every Indian people...So this is just a small favour from my side.

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Why are we in India so embarrassed to recognize our own strengths, our achievements? We are such a great nation. We have so many amazing success stories but we refuse acknowledge them--- Why?
We are the first in milk production.
We are number one in Remote sensing satellites.
We are the second largest producer of wheat.
We are the second largest producer of rice.Look at Dr. Sudarshan , he has transferred the tribal village into a self-sustaining, self-driving unit.
There are millions of such achievements but our media is only obsessed in the bad news and failures and disasters
.

I was in Tel Aviv once and I was reading the Israeli newspaper. It was the day after a lot of attacks and bombardments and deaths had taken place. The Hamas had struck. But the front page of the newspaper had the picture of a Jewish gentleman who in five years had transformed his desert into an orchid and a granary. It was this inspiring picture that everyone woke up to. The gory details of killings, bombardments, deaths, were inside in the newspaper, buried among other news.

In India we only read about death, sickness, terrorism, crime.

Why are we so NEGATIVE?

Another question: Why are we, as a nation so obsessed with foreign things? We want foreign T. Vs, we want foreign shirts. We want foreign technology.

Why this obsession with everything imported. Do we not realize that self-respect comes with self-reliance? I was in Hyderabad giving this lecture,when a 14 year old girl asked me for my autograph. I asked her what her goal in life is. She replied: I want to live in a developed India . For her, you and I will have to build this developed India . You must proclaim. India is not an under-developed nation; it is a highly developed nation.

Do you have 10 minutes? Allow me to come back with a vengeance.

Got 10 minutes for your country? If yes, then read; otherwise, choice is yours.YOU say that our government is inefficient.YOU say that our laws are too old.YOU say that the municipality does not pick up the garbage.YOU say that the phones don't work, the railways are a joke,The airline is the worst in the world, mails never reach their destination.YOU say that our country has been fed to the dogs and is the absolute pits.

YOU say, say and say. What do YOU do about it?

Take a person on his way to Singapore . Give him a name - YOURS. Give him aface - YOURS. YOU walk out of the airport and you are at your International best. In Singapore you don't throw cigarette butts on the roads or eat in the stores. YOU are as proud of their Underground links as they are. You pay $5 (approx. Rs. 60) to drive through Orchard Road (equivalent of Mahim Causeway or Pedder Road ) between 5 PM and 8 PM. YOU come back to the parking lot to punch your parking ticket if you have over stayed in a restaurant or a shopping mall irrespective of your status identity... In Singapore you don't say anything, DO YOU?

YOU wouldn't dare to eat in public during Ramadan, in Dubai .
YOU would not dare to go out without your head covered in Jeddah .
YOU would not dare to buy an employee of the telephone exchange in London at 10 pounds ( Rs.650) a month to, 'see to it that my STD and ISD calls are billed to someone else.'
YOU would not dare to speed beyond 55 mph (88 km/h) in Washington and then tell the traffic cop,'Jaanta hai main kaun hoon (Do you know who I am?). I am so and so's son. Take your two bucks and get lost.'
YOU wouldn't chuck an empty coconut shell anywhere other than the garbage pail on the beaches in Australia and NewZealand

Why don't YOU spit Paan on the streets of Tokyo ? Why don't YOU use examination jockeys or buy fake certificates in Boston ??? We are still talking of the same YOU..
YOU who can respect and conform to a foreign system in other countries but cannot in your own. You who will throw papers and cigarettes on the road the moment you touch Indian ground. If you can be an involved and appreciative citizen in an alien country, why cannot you be the same here in India ?

Once in an interview, the famous Ex-municipal commissioner of Bombay , Mr. Tinaikar , had a point to make. 'Rich people's dogs are walked on the streets to leave their affluent droppings all over the place,' he said. 'And then the same people turn around to criticize and blame the authorities for inefficiency and dirty pavements. What do they expect theofficers to do? Go down with a broom every time their dog feels the pressure in his bowels? In America every dog owner has to clean up after his pet has done the job. Same in Japan . Will the Indian citizen do that here?' He's right. We go to the polls to choose a government and after that forfeit all responsibility.

We sit back wanting to be pampered and expect the government to do everything for us whilst our contribution is totally negative. We expect the government to clean up but we are not going to stop chucking garbage all over the place nor are we going to stop to pick up a stray piece of paper and throw it in the bin.

We expect the railways to provide clean bathrooms but we are not going to learn the proper use of bathrooms.

We want Indian Airlines and Air India to provide the best of food and toiletries but we are not going to stop pilfering at the least opportunity.

This applies even to the staff who is known not to pass on the service to the public. When it comes to burning social issues like those related towomen, dowry, girl child! and others, we make loud drawing room protestations and continue to do the reverse at home. Our excuse?
'It's the whole system which has to change, how will it matter if I alone forego my sons' rights to a dowry.' So who's going to change the system? What does a system consist of ? Very conveniently for us it consists of our neighbours, other households, other cities, other communities and the government. But definitely not me and YOU.

When it comes to us actually making a positive contribution to the system we lock ourselves along with our families into a safe cocoon and look into the distance at countries far away and wait for a Mr.Clean to come along & work miracles for us with a majestic sweep of his hand or we leave the country and run away. Like lazy cowards hounded by our fears we run to America to bask in their glory and praise their system. When New York becomes insecure we run to England . When England experiences unemployment, we take the next flight outto the Gulf. When the Gulf is war struck, we demand to be rescued and brought home by the Indian government. Everybody is out to abuse and rape the country. Nobody thinks of feeding the system. Our conscience is mortgaged to money.

Dear Indians, The article is highly thought inductive, calls for a greatdeal of introspection and pricks one's conscience too.... I am echoing J. F. Kennedy 's words to his fellow Americans to relate to Indians.....

'ASK WHAT WE CAN DO FOR INDIA
AND DO WHAT HAS TO BE DONE TO MAKE INDIA
WHAT AMERICA AND OTHER WESTERN COUNTRIES ARE TODAY'

Lets do what India needs from us.
Forward this mail to each Indian for a change instead of sending Jokes or junk mails.
Thank you,
Dr. Abdul Kalaam
I humbly request you to forward this to every Indian...... ......... ........ ..

Wednesday, 6 January 2010

If you are really looking for..........

Friends,

If you all really wanted to improve your English skills in -2010,so wait,I am going to share you some very very---good stuffs.

And I hope ,this will really works..I have gone through all the Rules,and I can imagine,if one studies by keeping all the rules in mind,definitely,he will improve english in all aspects.

RULE 1: Always Study and Review Phrases, Not Individual Words

Imagine speaking English automatically... without thinking. The words come out of your mouth easily, and fast. You understand instantly.

To do this, you must change the way you study English. One easy thing to do is to stop studying English words. What?
Stop studying English words.
That's right, do not memorize words. Native speakers do not learn English by remembering single words. Native speakers learn phrases.
Phrases are GROUPS of words that naturally go together. In fact, when you learn phrases you learn both vocabulary and grammar-- easily and automatically

Watch The Rule 1 Video:


RULE 2: Don't Study Grammar

This is your second rule.

Stop studying grammar.
Stop studying grammar.

Right now. Stop. Put away your grammar books and textbooks. Grammar rules teach you to
think about English, you want to speak automatically-- without thinking!


RULE 3: The Most Important Rule-- Listen,Listen,Listen

The rule is listening. listening, listening, listening.
You must listen to UNDERSTANDABLE English. You must listen to
English EVERYDAY. Don't read textbooks. Listen to English.
Its simple. That is the key to your English success. Stop
reading textbooks. Start listening everyday.
**Learn With Your Ears, Not Your Eyes
In most schools, you learn English with your
eyes. You read textbooks. You study grammar rules.

Effortless English is a listening system.
You learn English with your ears, not your eyes. Youlisten 1-3 hours every day. Your speaking improves quickly. You speak English easily


**RULE 4: Slow, Deep Learning Is Be-Repeat the lessions

The secret to speaking easily is to learn every word & phrase DEEPLY.
Its not enough to know a definition. Its not enough to remember for a test. You must put the word deep into your brain.
To speak English easily, you must
repeat each lesson many times.
You must learn English deeply.
Learn deeply, speak easily.
Learn deeply, speak easily.

How do you learn deeply? Easy-- just repeat all lessons or listening many times. For example, if you have an audio book, listen to the first chapter 30 times before you go to the second chapter. You could listen to the first chapter 3 times each day, for 10 day
Watch the video for Rule 4 at:

RULE 5: Use Point Of View Mini-Stories

They are the most powerful way to learn and use English grammar automatically.

Use Point of View Stories for Automatic Grammar
Use Point of View Stories for Automatic Grammar

You must learn grammar by listening to real English. The best way is to listen to the same story... told in different times (points of view): Past, Perfect, Present, Future.
How do you do this? Easy! Find a story or article in the present tense. Then ask your native speaker tutor to write it again in the Past, with Perfect tenses, and in the Future. Finally, ask him to read and record these stories for you.
Then you can listen to stories with many different kinds of grammar. You don't need to know the grammar rules. Just listen to the Point of View stories and you will improve grammar automatically!
You can also find Point of View lessons and use them to learn grammar automatically.
It is powerful. It is simple. It is successful. You will succeed. You will use correct grammarnaturally and automatically.

This is the secret to English grammar


**RULE 6: Only Use Real English Lessons & Materials

If you want to understand native speakers, you must stop learning English from textbook tapes and CDs.

To learn real English,
you must listen to English that native speakers listen to. You must watch what they watch. You must read what they read.


Listen only to real English
Listen only to real English
Listen only to real English


How do you learn Real English? It's easy. Stop using textbooks. Instead, listen only to real English movies, TV shows, audio books, audio articles, stories, and talk radio shows. Use real English materials.
You learn real English if you want to understand native speakers and speak easily. Use real magazines, audio articles, TV shows, movies, radio talk shows, and audio books.

Learn Real English, Not Textbook English
Learn Real English, Not Textbook English

Watch the video for Rule 6 at:

**RULE 7: Listen and Answer Mini-Stories (not Listen and Repeat)

Use Listen & Answer Mini-Story Lessons
Use Listen & Answer
Mini-Story Lessons
What, exactly, is a "Listen & Answer Mini-Story"
In each Mini-Story Lesson, a teacher asks a short simple story. Notice I didn't say "tell". The teacher does NOT "tell" the story, he "asks" the story.
In other words, he creates a story using a lot of questions.
Questions, questions, questions,.... and more questions!
Every question is very easy. Constantly answering these questions QUICKLY causes you to think in English.
Because the teacher constantly and quickly asks easy questions, you don't have time to think about grammar. You just immediately shout a couple of words-- which teaches you to respond faster, and faster, and faster.

You learn to answer questions very fast-- without thinking.
Your English becomes automatic. You learn to speak and respond quickly and effortlessly.
How can you use Listen & Answer Stories? Easy! Find a native speaker tutor. Ask him to use this method: Ask him to tell a story... and to constantly ask you easy questions about it. This will teach you to think quickly in English!





How is these rules...think from heart...Really It will works.....


Cheers
Chanchal Kumar

Tuesday, 5 January 2010

White…white….white….

I just opened my Balcony door.It was a surprise for me.Everything was white.
How it is possible????

Have you ever seen, white trees, white streets, white houses???????. Nooooooooooooo..

If not, then this is the right times guys.Visit UK ,and get experience this surprise..

Newbury,aaj naye avatar me dikh reha tha,jaise main kisi nayee duniya me aa gaya huu.Just like shown in AVTAAR movie.
Aasmaan se Ice girna hai na majedaar baat.aaj to main sochne per majboorr ho gaya hu ki aakhir snow kaise banta hai,how it comes from sky...

I really need to find out the correct funda..I must have forgotten..but its very interesting….

Jab bhi yeha per berf padti hai to meri aankhe ek cheez hamesha khojati rehti hai ki kahi snow ke saath saathh fish bhi to nahi gir reha hai…

Hamare village me,yaani ki UP me bhi kabhi kabhi barf ke Ole girte hai.Uss samaya maine logo ko baat kerte suna hu ki,Isss berf ke olo ke saath kabhi kabhi machhliya bhi girti hai.
Kya aisa ho sakta hai.maine to kabhi nahi dekha,per suna jaroor hai…

Per jara tum bhi socho..ki agar aakash me paani ho sakta hai..tab machhliya kyon nahi???
Ho sakta hai Gao waale sach kahte ho, bas isi satya ko main hamesha snow me dhoondhta rehta hoo…

Hope wo din aa jaye,ki aasmaan se machhliya sidhe ghar ki balcony me gire…aur log baalti bhar bhar ke machhli pakad ker sidhe fridge me.
hahahahaha, hai na ascharya kerne waali baat????…

Aur ek chiz batana chahta hu,Main tab bhi loss me hi hota,kyonki hum machhliya jo nahi khaate.

Main bhi likhte likhte kaha chala jaata hu.mian jab bhi likhta hu to na aage na picche sochta hu bas computer per button dabate chale jaate hai,khayal apne aap print hote chale jaate hai.aur jab likh ker khatam kerta hu..tab lagta hai ki pata nahi main kya-kya bakwaas likh gaya.
but likhne ki socha hai to likna padega hi...so dont worry...please mujhe thoda jhel lo yaaro....

Main shaayad likhna bhool gaya hooo bas usi aadat ko waaps lana chahta hu.ek samay tha ,mujhe yaad hai wo din, main 7th class me tha,hindi ka exam tha.bas taiyaari bhi jam ke hui thi.jaise hi paper mila,usme 1 essay ka question hota tha.Mujhe laga main pehle essay likh ker phir baad me saare prashnya likhunga…but hua Ulta.
Essay sirf 100 words me likhna tha.but main likhta chala gaya likta chala gaya…aur kariban 1 ghante tak main essay hi likh reha tha..natiza yeh hua ki Hindi me main just pass hua tha….

Uske baad se main kabhi bhi essay ko pehle nahi dekha….Aur uska natiza yeh hua ki maion likhna hi bhool gaya......

To ye batana chahta hu ki mujhme likhne ki chahat bachpan se thi..but start abhi kiya hai…and now never wanted to stop….

Sorry again maine phir se rhythem kho diya

Main koochh keh reha tha..white ...white..white..

yes, aaj BBC ne pehle hi danka baja ke keh diya tha ki, newbury waasio saawdhan...

Jo jaha per ho wahi rook jaao,office waalo jaldi ghar chale jaaoo..bas phir kya tha,office me sabhi bag Uthte ghar jaate dikh reha the..main poocha bhai kaha...sab ne kaha bhai kyon baithe ho,bag uthao aur ghar jaldi jaaaooo..

maine bhi socha ,aisa mauka to kabhi kabhi hi milta hai..phatapat bag uthaya aur ghar ki orr chal diya..socha baaki kaam ghar se hi ker lunga..
aaj kal to companiya bhi sayani ho gayeeee hai..employee ko facility ka hawala de ker ,ghar se bhi kaaam kerwaana nahi chhodhati,sabko RAS card jo de diya hai.

Family bhi khoos,aaj jaldi ghar per pakode khane pahooch gaya tha.jaise taise samay bita aur maine balcony ka door open kerke jaise hi baahar dekha...poora newbury berf ki chadar me white ho gaya tha..

wah berf hi tha jisne newbury ki greenery ko hamse chheen liya tha..hare patte bhi white dikh rahe the...

but kooch bhi ho wo mausam bhi haseen tha,,aur ye mausam bhi haseen hai...

Badlao and nirantarta agar zindagi me na ho,to wah neeras ho jaayega...aaj newbury ke look me ye nayapan dekh ker man prafullit ho gaya tha...yahi soch ke maine bhi wife ko ek free ki advice de hi daali..

"Jaanu tum bhi apna hair cut kerwa hi do,wo bhi Boy kat -to get differnet look",.mujhe lagta hai,ki baalon ki style change kerke aap apni look me changes ker sakte hai.Mujhe kooch naya lagega aur man jaroor prafullit hoga..

Meri is free advise per abhi bhi gaur kiya ja reha hai...pata nahi kab sach hoga

It 's very cold outside..enjoy the nature...

Keep reading my Posts...Don't forget to leave a comment or advice??????

Chanchal Kumar

Monday, 4 January 2010

I got robbed again.....

This was not the first time when I got robbed.You might be interested to know How,when ,where???? Have a Patience, and Listen.

26 th Dec Boxing day, which everybody was waiting from long time.I was too in the queue.Finally when the day reached,I wanted to do shopping alone.with family, I knew it will be hectic and more expensive.
But as happens always, I went to the shopping ------
but along with family.....

We went to each shop in town wherever seen some sale.My head started aching after seing so many clothes in each shop.the clothes which are prized more than 10£ was not looking good,our eyes were wanted to find out some sale of 2 to 5£ only...everything else was appearing Bakwaaas.

Later on ,we found one shop,where every accesory was just in 2 £...I said Woooow,that was the right sale, we were waiting for...

then we started doing shopping, I showed my wife, that not only woman but also men do like shopping....

40£....yes ..40£ we bought the accessory, for whome, any guesss????

For my Lovely wife..

We spenend lot in sansbury,river Island, Pizza hut….saare saaal ki bachat bas usi din udd gayeeee..

Finally wo din bita…with Bumper lossss to me…but Bumper profit to my wife..

Sale was pretext..to empty your pocket...We expended lot...

But atleast after the day over.. received the warmful greeting in words from wife-I love you. and also from my bittu-Pappa u r my best friend

That day was very hectic, but fantastic night...


Next is new year day..

We wanted to go reaing on 1st dec,as buses and trains were not running,so we decided to go on 2nd Jan.…

2nd Jan bhi aa hi gaya..Times never stops….I was ready to go…aaj main family ka mood kharab nahi kerna chahta tha…
Bas fata fat taiyaar ho kar bas pakad liye…1 ghante ki lambi need ke baad reading pahooch hi gaye….

Pehle to ham hindu temple me gaye waha per darshan kiye..main thodi der aur baithana chah reha tha..lekin wife aa ker boli chalo pooja to ho gaya…aisa lag reha tha use Chennai dosa me jaa ker kooch khan eki jaldi padi thii..maine bhi sir hila diya..aur chal diya Chennai dosa ki taraf..

Wow delcicious food…hamne kya khaya????…suno..2 veg buffet, 1 Kid dosa for bittu with umbrella cap…2 mango lassi…

bittu wantedt to eat Kid Dosa..why u know???? Might be not…

Because of umbrella cap…she alwayas used to order KID dosa only for that Cap.

Uske baad do beeda paaan..wah Uk me bhi paan khane ka maja hi kooch aur hai..

Aur wo bhi khaane ke baad agar paaan mil jaaye to bas..Maaassah Alllaah…

Bas phir waha se khana kha ker..nikal pade shopping kerne…We haven't left any shop in ORACLE…bas wahi kapade dekho..prize deko..aur chal do…

Wife ne shopping kerna chalu ker diya….main Oracle me hi poori tarah loot chukka tha..dono haat bag se bhar gaye the…

Wife ka pet bhar gaya tha.......khane ke saath saath shopping se bhi…but hum Oracle se nikele aur chal diye Indian Grocceries lene…Grocceries le ker bas aa hi rahe the ki,,wife ko eye brow kerwaane ka man ker diya.. maine bhi socha jab itna kharcha kiya hai tab thode ke liye kyon sochna..

Aur main nikal pada..toilet kerne..bas main ja hi reha tha..ki maine ek Crazy sale ka board dekh liya..aur wo shop bhi kisi Indian ka hi lag reha tha..bas main andar chala gaya..phir kya tha..crazy sale dekh ker mera dimaag sochna hi band ker diya..

Aur maine bhar bhar ker wife ke liye shopping ker liya…uske baad jab lauta..to wife ne pooch..kaha the itne samaya..main thoda sa jhooth bola ki bas apne liye jeans kharid reha tha…

Uske baad hamne 18:05 ki bas pakadi…aur ek surprise ke saath ghar waaapas..

Jaise hi wife ne ghar per mera jeans waala bag khole..bas wo hakki baaakki raeh gayee..

1-se 1 tarah ke dressss..bas maine surprise bata diya...

wife ne mujhe kaha ki---apne liye jeans kharidani chahiye theii…

Bas bhai Crazy sale ke chakkar me itni shppoing ker liye.jitna ek saal me nahi kiya tha…aur saayd aane waale 1 ssal me bhi nahi karunga…..

Bas ek hi advice hai..Crazy sale ke chakkar me kabhi mat pado….haaahahahhaha


I am feeling boring and nervous..why,you all might want know??..

the reason is no more holidays now..

Christmas and new years eve is past now..

Cheers
Chanchal

Thursday, 31 December 2009

Thanks-2009,It's last day now

जब भी कहो सच कहो , सच्चा ही अच्छा है |

आज इस साल का अंतिम दिन है | इस बिदाई को मैं हिंदी में ब्यक्त करना चाहूँगा | मेरे सारे मित्र आज कुछ ना कुछ कार्यक्रम बना रहे है , आज ३१ दिसम्बर जो है | कोई लन्दन जा रह है ,तो कुछ लोग आपस में मिल कर किसी के घर पर इकट्ठा हो कर पार्टी मनाते हुए इस साल को अलविदा कहना चाह रहे है |

जब कोई मुझसे पूछता -भाई तुम्हारे आज क्या प्लान है |मेरा वही घिसा पिट्टा सा जवाब -घर में बैठेंगे ..टीवी देखेंगे ,फॅमिली के साथ रहेंगे ..जैसे कोई उत्साह ही नहीं है | कभी सोचने लगता हूँ ..की लोग इतना क्यों उत्साहित होते है …कल तो २९ दिसम्बर था ..तब तो कोई इतना उत्साहित नहीं दिखा ..फिर 31 में क्या है |

मेरे लिए ३१ भी रोज जैसा ही है ..कोई नया नहीं ..लेकिन मेरा भी मन उत्साहित है , कुछ नया देखना चाहता हु ,खुद में ,मित्रो में ,आस पास के लोगो में ,और इस दुनिया में , इस नए साल में ,ऑफिस में काम भी कम है ,…दोस्तों की ईमेल पढ़ी ..बहूत सारी न्यू इयर विशेस थी , उनको शुभ कामनाये भेजी |

मैं भी कभी -कभी बहूत बोर करता हु ..लेकिन इस बार हमेशा +ve रहने की सोचा हु …कल के बजाय आज से ही क्यों न +ve रहा जाय|

चलो मेरे दिमाग में भी कुछ अच्छी अच्छी बाते सुझाई दे रही है …मुझे भी लग रह है ..की मैं भी ,दोस्तों में मिल जाऊ ..और अपने को अलग न समझ कर ..इस साल के अंतिम दिन को खुसी से एन्जॉय करू |

मैं भी कुछ प्लान बनाता हु , आज फॅमिली को कुछ surprise देना है,
अच्छा तो हम चलते हैं,कल मिलेंगे कुछ नए विचारो के साथ |

सभी मित्रो को नए साल की हार्दिक शुभकामनायें
विशिंग यू - alllllllllllll Issssssssssss Welllllllll इन year -2010

Cheers
Chanchal